December 2010
On my way to manchester. Yayy.
Note the sarcasm
I am bacon.
Jamie(montageeverymemory) just farted in my face....
Allah(pbuh) be with you. Thankyou come again.
I smell like wet hippo
Bloody prayer mats getting dirty.
GOD DAMN! Why is my penis so big?
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h-i-g-h-h-0-p-e-s asked: corrinne, you're like 4 of those things so shut up.
h-i-g-h-h-0-p-e-s asked: corrinne, you're like 4 of those things so shut up.
I'm jealous of girls that:
montageeverymemory:
alyaae:
are naturally beautiful.
have a flat stomach.
make silly faces and still look cute.
eat as much as they want but they don’t gain weight.
look cute in “hobo-ish” clothes.
have flawless features
have no pimples/blemishes.
have beauty and brains.
have an ass.
have nice boobs.
i am none of these things and i hate it.
i am also none of these lmao.
I used to be a brownie.
I loved it, then I got to guides and I started to hate it.
Brownies.
What was that?
Nothing twat?
Your a prick.
Eat my shit.
No thankyou, it wouldn’t be nice!
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Never seen a dog drool so much in my life.
Two and a half hours late.. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
Your parents' expectations of school
thegreattitsofkatyperry:
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
Black boys walk like they have broken knee caps.
'tumblr famous' people think they are so much...
Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you...
fittedhatsandacaralarm:
misschuni:
alyaae:
You know that’s you guys! ;D
grindcorekillsbabies:
fucknobitchassness:
...
damn dog.
your mumma, your daddy, your greasy greasy...
Love lifts us up where we belong!
“NAAAN”
– Corrinne
Russell howard. Xoxoxox he so sxc.
You think i don't know it's you, well i know.
posted a picture of myself. lost three followers,...
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?(:
That giant is so cute!
Dirgah. Eniomerh. Nor. Erodelbmud. Da hp crewdem.
I must not tell lies.
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?(:
My mum is a harry potter FREAK. Dayum she...
You know who is back.
Expelliarmus.
Well done neville!!! WOO
MELON FUCKER
when you come back from having a social life and...
imissyourstupidface:
soz for having a life outside tumblr
i lost like 13:’)
